It's Thanksgiving and it wouldn't be the holidays without Heinz.
Greg: Honey, could you pass the ketchup?
Wife: Well I'm just happy that we're all together for Thanksgiving.
Man: Woah easy there, Greg.
Greg: That wasn't me. That was the ketchup bottle.
Daughter: Are you sure about that, dad?
Greg: Yeah, I'm very sure. I didn't cut a fart at Thanksgiving dinner. I wouldn't do that. It's not who I am.
Son: Yeah, dad we know.
It happens every year. The ketchup bottle makes an innocent noise and everyone thinks you ripped one at the dinner table.
They say they believe you but you know what they're thinking. It's made every Thanksgiving a living hell. Until now.
Introducing Heinz Relax - the ketchup you know and love without the uncomfortable noise.
Now when you squeeze the bottle, it simply lets out a relaxing sigh. So this Thanksgiving, things will be different.
Greg: Honey, can you pass the ketchup?
Wife: Sure
Man: Can I just say I'm so grateful to be here.
Woman: What was that?
Greg: That was the soothing sound of Heinz Relax. Looks like this bottle is almost empty.
Man: That sounds like...
Greg: A relaxed sigh. I know.
Man: That ain't what that sounds like.
Greg: Hey, everyone just relax.
Spare yourself from further embarrassment with our whole family of Heinz Relax products.
Glass bottles... Mustard... Even Mayo.
Son: Mom, can I be excused?
Wife: Absolutely! Wait, where are you going with that?
Son: My room.
Wife: No, put that down.
Greg: The boy loves ketchup just like his own man.
Heinz Relax now available at your local supermarket.
Must be 18 or older to buy.